The Pearly Gates

[BillySugger]

40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got
40 travelers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys . Go out and tell them to choose
between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen
in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.
'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'

'No, the f***ing gates'.

[sleepyj]

lol

[CUPID]

Just fell off my chair.............:-)

lol

[Harris-Tweed]

LOL, excellent.

[lesblue]

They were Scousers when I heard it.

[terambulan]

good-un......not the pikeys anymore who steal the metal.

EE's seem to have a shortage.....even drain/sewer covers now!