Christmas Gift

[wakeover]

Told my wife I had some good news and some bad news.
I said I'd found a present from last year I'd forgotten to give her.
She said, "That's nice, what is it?"
"That's the bad news", I said, "It's a puppy"

[BockingBob]

What a horrid sick joke that was . Just my type . Already sent it ( via text.) to all my mates .I FANK U .

[badcompany]

hahaha! i dare you,no i double dare you to send that to to the P.E.T.A website! you'd have a mob of protesters on your front lawn before you got off the phone! hahaha! im an animal lover and great joke!

[BillySugger]

Excellent !

[marray]

send that one to the dense journalists who saw one of the Princes at Sandringham holding a stick above one of the family dogs - he was trying to separate stop the, fighting over a dead pheasant - but they reckon he was bashing the brains out of one of them. Pratts