Short sighted Viking.

[carrust]

A myopic Viking was about to set-sail on a raid to England. At the wharf his wife says "when you get over there can you bring me a nice new stainless steel sink with a double drainer.
Anyway, they set sail, & after a long voyage he lands in Brighton. They manage to land on the beach, & after a lot of raping , pillaging, stumbling about & bumping into things, he remembers his wife's request. He finds the nearest B&Q, & being a bit short-sighted, he picks up a bricklayers hod.
Arriving back home he presents his prize to the wife, who promptly hits him over the head with it, & storms off in a rage.

The moral of this story being;

A HOD'S AS GOOD AS A SINK TO A BLIND NORSE!

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Awful on so many levels.

[chillipepper]

AWful................but very chucklesome!