Took my wife out last night...

[Whickerman]

...one punch. Nice

[ailie]

that is sooooo bad

[tiggerblue10]

Thats a knock out joke.

[no-knowledge]

police officer..........why did you beat your wife mr noknow?
noknow...................superior footwork officer.,

[Whickerman]

hee hee...

[McMouse]

My wife wanted cosmetic surgery for her birthday. Took her for consultation with plastic surgeon. He took one look and smashed her in the face. I could see the improvement immediately.