A delivery man breaks down on the M4 so he flags down Paddy. He says to him....'I've got 6 monkeys in the back. I'll give you �100 if you'll take them to Bristol zoo for me'
Paddy agrees.....
2 hours later he sees Paddy driving in the opposite direction with the monkeys still in the back. He flags him down and shouts across....'I thought I told you to take them to the zoo'
Paddy says....'I did but I have �30 left so now I'm taking them to the pictures'