coarse b*gg*rs
2 rough blokes talking in the pub about their previous night's exploits. "How did yer get on with that bird you chatted up when we left last night - any luck ?" His mate replied "Luck ! I should effin say so" "Wor 'appened then ?"his mate asked. "Well I got her round the back of the effin pub, then I effin snogged her, then I whipped off 'er effin coat" ""yeh, yeh get on with it what then? " Well she was effin gaggin for it so I effin whipped off the rest of her effin kit and got her on the effin seat" "Don't stop, what 'appened then ?" His loud-mouthed mate replied " use your effin loaf ... intercourse took place !"