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marval | 14:32 Mon 13th Jul 2009 | Jokes
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He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there

He touched her neck and then her breast, then drooling felt her thigh
The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry

The hole was wide, he looked inside, all was dark and murky
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms.

and then he stuffed the turkey.
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Gosh. What a trip down memory lane that was. I haven't heard that one for about 40 years and it is still funny.
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