Two Nuns

[puternut]

Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Elizabeth are walking through the park when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits are ripped from them and the men begin to sexually assault them.

Sister Elizabeth casts her eyes heavenward and cries, "Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he is doing!"

Sister Mary turns, moans and cries "Oh God, mine does!!!"

[NoMercy]

LOL

Two Nuns walking down the street encounter a naked man standing on a wall. One has a stroke, the other can't quite reach.

[TheEqualizer]

Lol...........puternut and NoM x

Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one
replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

:0)

[TheEqualizer]

How's about this one then!..............

Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of
their car. "Quick sister," screams one nun, "Show him your cross!"
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Oi! You! F**k off!"

:0)

[puternut]

opened a door here then

8-)

[snags]

One day there were four nuns in line for confessional.

The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."

He asked how.

She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water.

The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."

He asked how.

"I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in holy water.

Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting.

The fourth nun said, "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it."

[TheEqualizer]

Hi snagsy

Hey puternut

You may know the answer to Foxlee2's Q's on last page, on boobi's thread..........stumped me.......but it is the end of the afternoon, almost, eh?

Here's the link

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question816643.html

[TheEqualizer]

FoxLe2 just put the answers up, as knowone answered, so all done now, puternut.

Asked if he/ she's got any others....to post on link.

see ya