Manchester City

[squarebear]

What do Manchester City and Paul McCartney have in common?
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They both get excited over one leg!

[DrFilth]

did you get a text message last night ........lol

[squarebear]

Yep! Thought I'd share

[carrust]

Touche, sqbear, Very good. Texting that one.

[DrFilth]

did you get the one about city and the semi ?

[squarebear]

No, do share.

[DrFilth]

i have deleted it but he is going to phone me , will post later

[DrFilth]

whats 4 foot long and keeps a d1ck warm





a city scarf

[ummmm]

Osama Bin Laden has just sent a new TV message to prove that he is still alive. He said "City were fcuking sh!t on Wednesday night"

British intelligence have dismissed it saying "It could have been recorded anytime in the last 34 years"

[DrFilth]

lol

[squarebear]

Ouch! and here they all come :-)

[carrust]

There's a Man City shirt on my next door neighbours lawn....somebody's been nicking clothes pegs again:-)

[McMouse]

NEWSFLASH! Manchester City have announced they have started to plant potatoes around the touchline of the city of Manchester stadium. at least come the end of the season they'll have SOMETHING to lift ! .

[Seafarer1966]

Man City have got a new sponsor....Viagra....they build up to the semi then fail at the last minute.