Bedroom Rugby
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says “seven points.”
His wife rolls over and asks, “What in the world was that?”
The old man says, “Try, I’m ahead 5 to nothing.”
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Try, 5 points, score level”
After about ten minutes later he old man farts again and says, "Try I’m ahead 10 to 5".
Now starting to get into this, the wife quickly farts again and says, “Try, another five points,score level.”
The old man strains really hard but, to no avail he can’t fart. So not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and strains so hard he craps in the bed.
The wife asks, “Now what in the world was that?”
The old man replies, “Half-time, switch sides.”