Promotions are dangerous

[Doodlernoodler]

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and
he said "You've been promoted." And I swerved. And then he rang up a
second time and said "You've been promoted again." And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said "You're managing director." And I went
into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said
"What happened to you?" And I said "I careered off the road.