Friday gag.

[bigfoot3000]

A father was very anxious to marry off his daughter so he wanted tried impress her first date. "Do you like to screw?" he asks.

"Huh?!" replied the surprised young man.

"My daughter, she loves to screw and she's very good at it she can screw all night. maybe you and her could try screwing together." said the father.

Now very interested, the boy replied, "Yes, sir!" Minutes later the girl came down the stairs, kissed her father goodbye and the couple left.

After only a few minutes the dad hears the daughter slaps her date and and there's lots of shouting she reappears, furious and screams, "Dammit, Daddy, get it right, the dance is called the "TWIST!"