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TOP 15 EUPHEMISMS FOR "GETTING YOUR PERIOD"

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bigfoot3000 | 13:20 Tue 13th Apr 2010 | Jokes
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- Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara

- Trolling for Vampires

- A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy

- Saddling Old Rusty

- Feelin' Menstru-riffic!

- Clean-Up in Aisle One

- Massacre at the Y

- T-Minus 9 Months and Holding

- Game Day for the Crimson Tide

- Panty Shields Up, Captain!

- Taking Carrie to the Prom

- Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band

- Ordering l'Omelette Rouge

- Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp

- Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
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Someone from Yorkshire used to say she "had the decorators in"
Top 15 according to who? I've never heard or seen any of these anywhere.
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Something different compared to all the usual ones daffy.
On ashes to ashes hunt said something like riding the cotton horse.
or pony, or something like that.
there's a new one: "Mollykins has posted"
Aunt Floe is visiting
If you're really 16 Mollykins, i'm as queer as they come.
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q_c is definately gay !
or blunter

i'm on now f off
Why wouldn't i be 16 q_c?
Three couples in a hotel on their wedding night. All the men brag about how good the night will be. They decide to let the others know how good the sex is by the breakfast they eat.

The next morning they all come down for breakfast, first man orders a full English breakfast. The second man orders cereal and toast. They both look at the third, to see what he orders. The third man turns to the waiter and says "I'll have a jam sandwich please."
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Lol marval.
How do you embarrass an archeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
lol
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LOl, qc, Thats just put me off of my raspberry ice lolly.
Why would I have to tell someone when my period had arrived?

Surely it would be obvious from the fact that I no longer went for the throat of any male who deigned to talk to me. Or, if they really annoy me, they are no longer pinned to the wall with my hand around their throat.

PMS? me?!
These are sooooo old but relevant to this thread:

A man visits a prossie. She answers the door and explains to him that she's on her menstrual cycle. He says....no problem....I'll follow you on my Honda.

A man visits a prossie and she tells him she's on her period but he's welcome to come in for a drink. The man storms off saying....Do I really look like Dracula?

On the subject of what to say when a woman is menstruating I usually say Liverpool are playing at home (red home kit Molly before you ask hon).
i knew liverpool play in red, so do arsenal.

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