Safe sex

Androcles | 17:24 Wed 14th Apr 2010 | Jokes

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A man walks into Boots with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,son....men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see." replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of them in health classes at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for secondary school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for students." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday,and TWO for Sunday." WOW!" exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January,one for February, one for March........"