And the third day.....

[Androcles]

GORDON BROWN goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he has a fatal heart attack.

The undertaker tells the British diplomats, “You can have him shipped home for a £1million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for £100”.

The British diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Brown flown home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, “Why would you spend £1million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend £100?”

One diplomat replied, “More than 2,000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just three days later he rose from the dead. We simply can’t take that risk”.

[razza]

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[Androcles]

So - laugh again!

[benny3008]

I did androcles, its very funny!