May 6

[sir.prize]

Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should all be aware of:

Gonorrhea Lectim

The Centre for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.

It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'im." The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behaviour involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 1997 .... but now many people, after having been infected for the past 13 years, are starting to realise how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vot-emout! You take the first dose/step TODAY May 6th 2010 , and simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Please tell all those people who need this antidote.