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Epilepsy
I was in the pub the other night, telling that old joke: "What do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath?" Answer:"Throw in your washing."
We were all having a good laugh, when a chap tapped me on the shoulder and told me that he didn't find the joke funny. Apparently his brother had been an epileptic, and had died in the bath.
I was dumbfounded. "I must apologise," I said, "did he drown?"
"Oh no", replied the other chap. "He choked on a sock".
We were all having a good laugh, when a chap tapped me on the shoulder and told me that he didn't find the joke funny. Apparently his brother had been an epileptic, and had died in the bath.
I was dumbfounded. "I must apologise," I said, "did he drown?"
"Oh no", replied the other chap. "He choked on a sock".
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