gnome sweet gnome - gnome puns please!

[AB Editor]

I'll start:

Gnome is where the heart it.

Spare Ed

[Stephen_G]

Evening Spare.

No-one has done it, so, I give you the S.I. unit of Electrical Impedance... Ω - the Gnohm(e)

[Stephen_G]

The Alaskan version - Nome sweet Nome (Thank you The Simpsons Movie)

[ladyalex]

I've done my time, I'm goin' gnome

Gnomeward bound, that's what I am...

[puternut]

Also courtesy of Bowies 'Th Laughing Gnome'

There used to be a raadio station - Think its Radio 4 now.

Was called 'The Gnome Service'

[zzxxee]

the simpsons with gnomer simpson !!

[lardhelmet]

It's coming gnome - oh no it isn't!

[boxtops]

Noooo, I'm gnomebody's child...... (or perhaps gnomebody's fool)

[Stephen_G]

In Baseball you can hit a gnomer and there's also the player Gnome-ar Garciaparra

[lardhelmet]

A gnome-over

[boxtops]

Gnoman Wisdom

[boxtops]

Have we had Gnoman is an Island?

[lardhelmet]

St Paul's Cathedral has a big gnome

[zzxxee]

the millenium gnome

[candytayha]

To gnome me is to love me xx

[candytayha]

If you dont gnome me by now, you will never never gnome me

[tolcott]

Gnome puns . . . what a strange phegnomenon . . .