gnome sweet gnome - gnome puns please!

[AB Editor]

I'll start:

Gnome is where the heart it.

Spare Ed

[Akinator]

I was going to by some artificial turf and some funny little garden ornaments from a garden centre last week , but the price was Astro gnome ical

[McMouse]

I've settled down now but I used to be a bit of a gnomad.

[joeluke]

Gnomismatist

[zzxxee]

e.t phone gnome

[arrymong]

have a listen to " The Laughing gnome" by David Bowie it's full of gnome puns
eg; didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school you look like one of the rolling gnomes, no not at the London school of ecognomeics!!

[sandyRoe]

Raomin in the Gnomen on the bonny isle of Skye

[zzxxee]

at school when we did cooking lessons or is that
gnome economics !!!

[McMouse]

For a gnominal fee I will make an ignominious exit from this thread gnomatter what you say.

[zzxxee]

tv programmes
sherlock gnomes
and
gnome and away

[zzxxee]

waaassssuuuup gnomeboy !!!!!!

[dundurn]

Ain't you got gnome to go to?

[marval]

Anyone been to the 02 arena, in the millennium gnome

[TheOtherHalf]

friends, gnome mans countryman lend me your ears etc..........

[zzxxee]

wherever i lay my hat thats my gnome !!

[funnygirl]

Gnome gnome, gnome on the range!

[ll_billym]

Gnome mans land.

[bibblebub]

gnome or lonely nights

hmmm difficult choice - i'll go for the gnome

[ELVIS68]

This thread is rubbish, not coming on here gnome more

[zzxxee]

be it ever so humble theres no place like gnome

[berniecuddles]

NEVER HEARD SO RUBBISH ON HERE IM GOING GNOME!!!