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gnome sweet gnome - gnome puns please!

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AB Editor | 08:40 Fri 02nd Jul 2010 | Jokes
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Gnome is where the heart it.

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There's no place like gnome
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Gnome an is an island...
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gnome alone
08:41 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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please gnome or...
08:42 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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gnome unny until payday
08:42 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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knick knack paddywack give the dog a gnome !!!!
08:42 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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When in Gnome, do as the Gnomans do.
08:43 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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"Gnome atter what they tell us
Gnome atter what they do
Gnome atter what they teach us
What we believe is true" - Boyzone
08:47 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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Gnome guard, used to work at the gnome office. ... gnomensionit
08:48 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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I went into B&Q and told the assistant that i wanted to stick some dado rail up in my living room. It was a total disaster I have struggled and struggled using a combination of panel pins and whimsical garden ornaments.

If you ask one of these so-called experts from B&Q for advice on attaching wood to walls and they recommend 'gnome or nails', tell them to fluff off.
08:49 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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These are monstrously good.

Gnomeward bound?
08:50 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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Human genome project
08:51 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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Gnome Gnome on the Range, (where the dear and the antelope play, )
08:51 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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gnoming me gnoming you aha !!!!!!
08:55 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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gnome woman, gnome cry
08:55 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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Given the Current offerings I couldn't Resist Voltaires comments on Gnohms Law.
08:55 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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Country Roads Take Me Gnome
08:56 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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gnome mercy !!!!
08:56 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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http://idynamo.files....jagger-picture-11.jpg
08:57 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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Gnome or heroes any more...

Footballs comin gnome its coming etc
08:57 Fri 02nd Jul 2010

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