Jesus

[jaydah]

Irishman, Aussie and scouser in a bar, they spot Jesus sat on his own. They each send him a drink. Jesus sups each pint slowly. When he's finished he walks over to the irishman, shakes his hand & thanks him for the guinness. "Blimey, sez the irishman, my arthritis has gone!. Jesus then thanks the aussie for the fosters. "Crikey, he sez, me bad backs cured". Jesus approaches the scouser who runs away screaming " *** off, I'm on disability".