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The Wedding - from a male point of view

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puternut | 22:01 Tue 26th Oct 2010 | Jokes
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You can imagine the scene at the church wedding.

The bride in her full dress and train with 5 bridesmaids, on her fathers arm sweeps in and the first thing she sees is the AISLE.

She then looks down and the next thing she sees is the ALTAR

Finally, the last thing she sees standing, petrified, is YOU


And from that day on she keeps to this - 'I'll alter you'
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"men get married hoping their wife will never change, women get married hoping their husband will"

or summat like that ... :-)
00:10 Wed 27th Oct 2010
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The original was the bride heard the HYMN and thought "I'll Alter Him"
08:11 Wed 27th Oct 2010
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