Bernard Matthews ....

[BertiWooster]

...... is dead .

He drank a can of varnish .
Painful end - bootiful finish

[AB Editor]

Is it time already?

[ummmm]

I think the Bernard Matthews jokes are going to be pretty rubbish :-/

[piggynose]

i do vaguely remember a bernard mathews joke from years ago, remember the old tv adds, where some1 would be walking around the b.mathews factory trying to find out some info, and all the workers would be wearing sticking plasters over their mouths, sworn to secrecy. well one day one of the workers had had an accident with his wedding tackle, and a visitor was showing sympathy, the worker at that moment removed his sticking plaster from his mouth and said "Norfolk "