Dr. Watson arrives at 221-B Baker Street ...

[AB Editor]

Dr. Watson arrives at 221-B Baker Street and is stunned to find his friend Sherlock Holmes out front in an overall, applying a pale yellow gloss to the front door.

"Holmes what is it?" cried the stupefied Watson.

"A lemon entry, my dear Watson."

[ChuckFickens]

I'm sure I've heard a much ruder version of this!

[B00]

oh dearie me, lol.

[chelle7272]

Must be Friday afternoon.......

[AB Editor]

Go on then Chuck...

[mccfluff]

snigger, i think i know what chucks on about

[marval]

One day, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were doing their usual investigative business, when they uncovered an unusual painting.

At first glance, it looked like a picture of normal oak tree, in the middle of a wilderness, but if one looked closer, one could see that it was a remarkable painting. The tree trunk was actually made of fire, and its branches were made of ice, clouds and earth.

"What is it, Holmes?" asked Watson in awe.

"It's an Element tree, my dear Watson," replied Holmes.

[Zeuhl]

Let me guess ...

Watson finds Sherlock pleasuring himself with a ripe juicy melon.

OK make the rest up yourselves

:-)

[beso]

Holmes was intently studying a drawing of the digestive system.

Alimentary, dear Watson.

[jno]

"Holmes, remind me what the Italians call their food shops..."