I will groan first

[Groupie]

Paddy goes to a Carpenter and asks if he can make him a box 2 foot wide and 50 foot long

The Carpenter agrees and asks why such an unusual length

Paddy replies "my neighbour moved away and forgot his garden hose and wants me to post it to him".,

[NazNomad]

Why 2' wide?

[stewey]

To allow for the packing material so that the hose doesn't shatter during transit.

[anneasquith]

hi stewey, are you snowed in ? excuse me groupie.

[stewey]

No, Anne, not in the Toronto area we're not; however, to the North and West of us they have tons of snow...They are welcome to it:)

[anneasquith]

are you still able to get across the field ?

[stewey]

Less than an inch of snow, anne. Hi, groupie:)