Coast

[marval]

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, and said ‘How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!’ and hung up.

The husband said, ‘Who was that?’

The wife answered, ‘I don’t know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.’

[mike11111]

Err, if you have been hibernating that long, perhaps time to snuggle down again.

[marval]

Thanks, back to sleep I go.