Pendleside Festive Dingbats C/D 6 Jan...
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Hallelujah! We're Healed
Hallelujah! We're Healed
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON
TV. THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO
PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED.
GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE
OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP.
GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND
THE OTHER ON HIS CROTCH.
GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST . "YOU JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND, YOU OLD COOT.....THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK,
NOT RAISE THE DEAD." !!
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON
TV. THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO
PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED.
GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE
OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP.
GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND
THE OTHER ON HIS CROTCH.
GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST . "YOU JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND, YOU OLD COOT.....THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK,
NOT RAISE THE DEAD." !!
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