Pies

[supapapa]

A man walks into a pub, behind the bar is a notice "A pie, A pint and a woman for £1.
He calls over the barmaid and asks Who`s pies are they?

[NazNomad]

?

[China Doll]

I don't get it...

[murraymints]

lol

[NazNomad]

seems obvious that they are the property of the Landlord, until you pay a quid for transfer of ownership ...

[lumination]

... im trying to understand...

[lumination]

its all about the sausage rolls at greggs

[mike11111]

I think the point is that he is more fussy about his pies than his beer or his women.

[mccfluff]

oh

[craft1948]

Bet fluff got momentarily excited there...........

[craft1948]

Bit sexist as well.............

[murraymints]

did he get change ??

[Jemisa]

I suggest you get your coat papa....

[supapapa]

Spot on Mike

[ttfn]

Well it made me smile supapapa. Presume it was an older joke though? One doesn't get much for a pound these days ;o)

[supapapa]

What I meant was for a £1 would you be bothered whose pies they were.

[mike11111]

Anyone remember Dickman's pies? At one time they were the only pub grub available.

[MarkRae]

I remember them very well! The Farmer's Arms, The Haymarket, The Percy Arms, even the sadly now closed Cradlewell all used to sell them. They were so juicy!

[mike11111]

Aah! All those lovely pubs, all long since gone. Don't forget the Crow's Nest.