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Jemisa | 15:32 Mon 10th Jan 2011 | Jokes
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An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently', she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered -

'Is that one word or two?'

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Nice one jem !
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Ha Ha ! Good one Jemisa ;-))
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Me too, brill! Must tell it to the old ladies in my housing complex and see what response I get. You never know, this could be my lucky night!
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Good Luck Mike. (giggle)

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhh bless em !!

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