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marval | 18:43 Mon 31st Jan 2011 | Jokes
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Just as a surgeon was finishing an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on.

"I'm about to close," the surgeon says. The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let you do that! I'll close my own incision!"

The doctor hands him the needle and thread and says, "Suture self."
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groan....
ll = little laugh
Superb.
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hows it funny?
Dont give up your day job to be a comedian marval!!!!!
Very funny, this joke had me in stiches!

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