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Stuttering Cat - as explained by a 7 year old pupil......
A teacher is explaining biology to her junior class students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a pussy-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in my back garden with my cat and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our garden!"
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It really was,' said the little girl.
'My cat raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she could say 'Fukc!,' the Rottweiler ate her!
The teacher had to leave the room.
A teacher is explaining biology to her junior class students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a pussy-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in my back garden with my cat and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our garden!"
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It really was,' said the little girl.
'My cat raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she could say 'Fukc!,' the Rottweiler ate her!
The teacher had to leave the room.
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