Library

[marval]

A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, Slams a book down and screams at the librarian, "This is the worst book I've ever read!" "It has no plot and far too many characters!"

The librarian looks up and calmly remarks - "So, you're the one who took our phone book..."

[squarebear]

I once read the dictionary. It wasn't up to much but at least each word was explained as you went along.

[marval]

Good one squarebear

[craft1948]

I once got fined for returning a book late...........it was on Librarianship......

[wildwood]

Hahaha.

[JonnyBoy12]

Nice one, squarebear, though I have heard it before. Would you like to tell other ABers about this type of book, as few of them seem to heard of them?

[keithlbw]

I remember a line in Porridge spoken by Heslop ....." I read a book once , green it was ".

They don't write them like that anymore.

[keithlbw]

***The show I mean ....not the book...lol.