mate just got back.

[The-Toff-]

a mate of mine has just got back from from taking part in the world erection championship, he did pretty well, he got to the semi's.

[wildwood]

Sorry Toff, I don't get it.

[Jemisa]

You don't get it ww? - You're a male aren't you? - Perhaps in your part of the world things are different!

[wildwood]

Is the semi's part supposed to be semen, and is that the joke? I've been up for a long time but am not awake yet.

[B00]

Semi erection Widwood.

[DTCwordfan]

to be fair, it is often hard to understand first thing in the morning

[jno]

you won't get that excuse to stand up in court, DT

[Jemisa]

Very Droll DT

[wildwood]

No wonder I didn't get it. I thought jokes were supposed to be at least a little bit funny.

[Avatar]

Best one in here for weeks, lol

[nightmare]

It is not exactly up against stiff competition......