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ELVIS68 | 23:09 Sat 19th Feb 2011 | Jokes
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I was behind one on my way home from work and she indicated to turn left and what does she go and do?

She actually turns left!

How am I supposed to prepare myself with these mind games?
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:-) its a bitch innit.
Be prepared Elvis, be prepared and, when following a woman driver, be afraid, be very afraid
Yes ELVIS, be very afraid!...............we women drivers will always keep you guessing!.........lol..............
If you are following a woman driver, put your hazards on and pull over till someone passes you, as long as its a man its safe to continue. Thats a tip I learnt off my driving instructor
I don't find this thread at all funny. Mrs MM is the best driver I know. She passed an advanced driving course. If this is a tongue in cheek thread then I apologise.
In all fairness, there are lots of bad female drivers out, I hasten to add that I am not one of them!..but there are also lots of very bad male drivers also!.....in my experience (driving an emergency vehicle), female drivers are better at reading the situation, and basically getting out of the way!.....male drivers just don't respond until it suits them to do so!...........
Micmak dont take offence I have seen some real lousy male drivers in my time
er mic it's in 'Jokes'.............
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"female drivers are better at reading the situation"

PMSL
No offence taken Alex. IMO there are bad drivers on our roads. Not all of them are women. If you look at insurance quotes women get a far cheaper deal than men. I wonder why.
yes they are Elvis, they will always pull over for our vehicle, the male drivers are not willing to do so if they can avoid it, they try to outrun us usually, and just get in the way!..........I guess it's a 'man' thing, but not very helpful!.......happens time and again!..........
I drive for a living, and see some appalling driving at high speed on motorways.

Virtually all this is done by men, as far as I can see.
Yes hopkirk, I see it too!............I rest my case!.........over to you Elvis!....lol...........
Welsh, do you drive an emergency vehicle?
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micmak and welsh, calm down dears, it`s only a joke ;o)
Well micmak, I did until recently, just retired!............lovely, no more stress!......but I did enjoy my work, did it for lots of years!..........very rewarding, I miss it, but happy to have more me time now!........
Elvis, as jokes go it's not funny. By the way I am a 61 year old male so don't call me dear ;-)
Elvis dear, I am always very calm!........not a problem!..........
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micmak sweetie, it`s a joke and it`s funny x
It might be a joke, but I don't agree that it's funny.

(Keys and Gray thought they were funny too)

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