Those Two Again ...

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Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London .

Paddy looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye.
The sign read, "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50 per pair".

Paddy said to his pal, "Mick look at dem prices! We could buy a whole lot of dose
and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune. Now when we go in you
stay quiet, okay? Let me do all da talking cause if dey hear our accents, dey moight
tink we're from Ireland and try to screw us. I'll put on my best English accent".

"Roight y'are Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will. You do all da business" said Mick.

They go in and Paddy said in a posh voice, "Hello my good man. I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my vehicle ready to load them."

The owner of the shop said quietly, "You're from Ireland, aren't you?"

"Well yes," said a surprised Paddy. "What gave it away?"

The owner replied, "This is a dry-cleaners"

[DTCwordfan]

old one but a fun one

[marval]

HaHa

[trish1234567]

I like the accents - as well as the joke!