These better?
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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such an immense shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.
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I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself ‘I’m having that’
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I had a Trivia competition shot to pieces until the last question which I got wrong. The question was “Where do women have the curliest hair”??
The answer I should have given was “ Fiji