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Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. The 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee." The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement." The 90 year old man says, "At hour before I finally have a bowel movement." The 90 year old man says, "At problem?" ask the others. "I don't wake up until nine!"
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Mick, Andy and Paddy are sat at the top of a tower block they're are building, whilst sat on the highest girder they stop for lunch and Mick says:
'If my wife makes me roast beef sandwiches tomorrow I'm gonna through myself off this tower block' Andy nods in agreement and responds:
'If get cheese and pickle tomorrow, I'm gonna follow you down' Paddy looks at his sandwich 'If I get sodding jam again I'll be right behind you'
The next day arrived all sat there as before:
Mick; I said it, i meant it' roast beef. off he jumps...
Andy: Well I agreed... cheese and pickle again... he also jumps.
Paddy: I don't believe it Jam!!! again... he also jumps.
The difference is of course Paddy made his own sandwiches.
'If my wife makes me roast beef sandwiches tomorrow I'm gonna through myself off this tower block' Andy nods in agreement and responds:
'If get cheese and pickle tomorrow, I'm gonna follow you down' Paddy looks at his sandwich 'If I get sodding jam again I'll be right behind you'
The next day arrived all sat there as before:
Mick; I said it, i meant it' roast beef. off he jumps...
Andy: Well I agreed... cheese and pickle again... he also jumps.
Paddy: I don't believe it Jam!!! again... he also jumps.
The difference is of course Paddy made his own sandwiches.