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Childrens Jokes
Any of you AB'ers know any goods childrens jokes. like
Q What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A : a Fsh
Q : What do you call a fly with no wings?
A : a walk
etc etc Cheers in advance
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I don't know if this next one will work in the UK - do you have the same movie rating system we do in US? G is for kids, PG for older kids, R is Restricted to those over 16. With that prep....
Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Aaarrrgh!
Further to soozmac's answer:
Q: What's brown and muddy?
A: Mud
My friend at school didn't get the point of "what's the difference" jokes, so made up her own to prove that they were ridiculous. Perhaps it's a context thing, but she thus made up the joke that made us laugh more than any other. You might think it's rubbish though.
Q: What's the difference between a tree and a bush?
A: One's a tree, and one's a bush.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same!
How can you tell the difference between a sheep and a goat?
By looking at them!
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing Taxis!
Child: What's your favourite number?
Adult: Five.
Child: What's your favourite colour?
Adult: Green.
Child: What's your favourite animal?
Adult: Dog.
Child: I've never seen a green dog with five legs!