Fart Rhymes

[catkingirl]

Are there any other good fart rhymes (a polite way of letting those around you know that you are about to let rip) - the one I am au fait with is '1234, Hear my bum roar!' .... any others?

[firefly]

Another one is 'Beg your pardon, Mrs Arden?'. A way of covering up farts or any embarressing things to the clergy is to ask 'More tea, Vicar?'

[jak108]

I remember a song on this, I think it was by an "englishman" as well- it goes.... I've farted, I've farted I've done a trouser cough I've blown my bloody brains out I've just peeled one off I've been eating cabbages, coliflour and cheese I've broken wind, I've dropped my guts Open the window please!

[incitatus]

One from my primary school days: It was not me, I was not rude, I did not guff, It was my food.

[catkingirl]

listen to this, to good to miss! der der der der der da! (I've been collected them)

[Altosruleok]

Oh people, please move out of the way - my bum's about to have its say.

[Altosruleok]

Ding dong bell . . . this will stink like hell