Two Italian men got on a bus. They sat down in front of a nosy old bag and started talking:
"Emma come-a first, den I come. Two asses - dey come-a together, den I come again.
Two more asses, dey come-a together again. I come-a again and pee twice.
I come-a again for the last time..."
"You dirty perverts !", shouted the old bag, "I don`t wanna hear about your sex lives...!"
"Eh ? Sex lives ?" Replied one of the Italians. "I was-a saying to my friend how you spell Mississippi..........."