help!?

[erin-x]

Does anyone know who said "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." Would really love to know! Thanks in advance :)

[joko]

i think it was billy connolly...???

[dotjhawkes]

Billy Connelly said," Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."

[dotjhawkes]

Dean Martin said, "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on"

[halfadaily]

...and Groucho Marx said "marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution"

[gary baldy]

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx

[waimarie]

Mention of Billy Connolly reminded me of my favourite quote of his - 'You know you are getting old when you bend down to tie up your shoelaces and think to yourself, "Is there anything else I can be doing while I'm down here?"

[boxer]

And J R R Tolkein said - not all those who wander are lost.

[grizzly bear]

Not sure

[marcito]

Sounds more like a Chic Murray line to me rather than Billy Connelly one.