What is knicker snot?

[codhead]

One of my work colleagues came into the office this morning and shortly after arriving complained they'd just found knicker snot on their trousers. I don't want to appear stupid or naieve, can anyone help me out with what this could be?

[4getmenot]

I'd say possibly discharge. How foul

[Cymbeline]

It can't be anything else. Was this a female?? I know the answer sounds obvious but in a way it would be slightly less foul if it came from the mouth of a bloke (with a very horny girlfriend/wife)

[4getmenot]

If it were your own would you really admit it?

[B00]

That's gross!

[dove]

yuk!

[nancie]

it prob looked like it..bbut wasn't. why would it be on his trousers. i hate they way men make women sound filthy as if their boxers are so sparkling

[codhead]

This wasn't a man.......

[JoCannon]

Any possibly way you could have misheard and she had just eaten a snickers and got chocolate gunk on her trousers? (I'm trying to salvage the horrible thought)

[codhead]

No she definately said "Knicker Snot" !!!

[4getmenot]

How the hell did she get it on her trousers, cant be her own. Is she a lesbian? Maybe she doesnt know herself what nicker snot is and has got the term wrong.

[teag1rl]

Oh my god, that's disgusting, I feel sick. Stay away from this freak!

[raysparx]

It probably came out of her nose when she sneezed,lets hope so anyway!!

[B00]

ray lol!!! the thought of that coming out of her nose when she sneezed is far worse.........

[raysparx]

Maybe she should block every orifice with cotton wool,or start wearing woolly knickers to soak up the offending seepage!!!

[sair5412]

Can you put us out of our misery and discusted-ness and actually ask the woman what she means!!? lol

[Gerbil Girl]

As a 20th Century girl, I feel compelled to answer this question, knicker snot is indeed a discharge from a female person that can easiley be transferred to a male by means of lap-dancing. Perhaps this was the activity that this individual was engaged in?

[Fish Kid]

An intriguing question, but I think more details are required.

Where on the trousers was the knicker snot found? I presume this was externally attached to their trousers?

Where had the said person been that morning?
Perhaps they could have picked this fluid up from a toilet seat � it�s not unknown for the female of the species to have a fiddle in the work toilets.

Alternatively, someone may have had an early morning wake up call and not �flushed� themselves out in the rush to get to work, resulting in losing the semen at some point in the morning unexpectedly, say on a chair in the canteen?

Are you sure it was knicker snot � was this confirmed through the scratch and sniff technique?

[raysparx]

I have heard of creaming your pants but Knicker snot is a lovely expression,it is so decriptive,it obviously is what it is, it isn't pretending to be slug slime or worm juice, Lovely, I like it, don't know about the scratch & sniff bit though-Fish Kid

[nancie]

u lot are all nuts!