favourite saying

[paulz]

My all time favourite [after f*** u and the horse ...] Has got to be The higher the monkey climbs the tree the more he shows his a**e [as in some people the higher promoted they are make a div out of themselves] Whats yours?

[Mintox]

A spinning monkey spills much grease, But a still monkey may laugh all winter.

[Ponder013]

'follow the flock and you're bound to step in s**t'

[j2buttonsw]

I place an activity you are not very good at here like old people fcuk!

[cliffy]

Never underestimate the ingenuity of an idiot!

[andjac]

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.....!!!???

[Lennon]

With regards to driving on the road, I always say 'too many w*****s and not enough lanes' or when you see someone particuarly ugly or someone you don't like my mum-in-law always says 'you don't 'arf see some sights when you ain't got a gun!'