Jewish Joke

[Bewlay Bros]

Avi Goldenbloom was having a few financial difficulties. He was in a bit of debt so come Friday he prayed to God and said "Dear God, please make me win the Lottery tomorrow"

Come Saturday evening it was clear his prayer had not be answered.

By next Friday, Avi had accumulated a few more serious debts, was behind on hs mortgage, had his credit cards cancelled and was fairly miserable. He prayed again..."Dear God, please make me win the Lottery tomorrow"

Come Saturday evening, it was again clear his prayer had not been answered.

The third Friday was an awul day for Avi. He had visits from the baliffs, county court judgements were instigated against him, the banks had forced bankruptcy and his house was about to be repossessed. Prayer was the only option.

"Dear God, please, please, please I beg you, please let me win the Lottery tomorrow night"

As he prayed the clouds above him opened and a huge hand pointed at him.

God said "Avi, I have heard your prayers but at least meet me halfway...................BUY A BLOODY TICKET"

[Marvelman]

Nice one.

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I think many of us can relate to Avi.