What's your favourite limerick?

[plowter]

What's your favourite limerick?

I like:

When Titian was painting Almada
She was sat atop of a ladder
Her position to Titian
Suggested coition
So he nipped up the ladder and 'ad her

[Thicko2006]

There was a lady from Barking Creek
Who had her monthlies twice a week.
Said a lady from Woking,
" Oh dear, how provoking.
It interferes with the poking, so to speak."

[4GS]

There was an old man from Peru
Who lived on vaginal scrapings and spew
He grew tired of these
So he ate the cheese
That under his foreskin grew

Boom boom
;-))

[Azimov]

A mosquito was heard to exclaim
A scientist has poisoned my brain
The cause of his sorrow
Was paraDichloroDiphenylTrichloroethane!

Winner of Limerick contest, as printed in New Scientist Magazine circa 199? Christmas issue

[regulators]

mary had a little lamb
its fleece has black as soot
and everywhere that mary went
its sooty foot he put
wahay

[chadad]

There was a young lady from Hitchen
Who was scratching her ( Self ) In the kitchen.
Her Mother said " Rose, crabs I suppose "
She said " ( Knickers ), get on with your knitting "
.
There was a young fellow from Stroud
Who was ( Fondling ) his girl in a crowd
A man at the front said " I smell (something) "
Right out loud.
( Please feel free to amend any words enclosed in brackets ).

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[DTCwordfan]

There once was a man called Obama
Who stole a Cowtipper from a llama
It spat in his face
And lost him the race
And that's what we Cow-Rollers call karma.