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What's your favourite limerick?
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What's your favourite limerick?
I like:
When Titian was painting Almada
She was sat atop of a ladder
Her position to Titian
Suggested coition
So he nipped up the ladder and 'ad her
I like:
When Titian was painting Almada
She was sat atop of a ladder
Her position to Titian
Suggested coition
So he nipped up the ladder and 'ad her
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.A Policeman from Nottingham Junction,
whose organ had long ceased to function,
deceived his good wife,
for the rest of her life,
by cleverly using his truncheon.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard,
to fetch her poor doggy her bone,
but as she bent over,
along came old Rover,
and gave her a bone of his own.
A Cricket supporter called Rees,
watched the game with his girlfriend Denise,
but the South Yorkshire league,
never held the intrigue,
of his bat and two balls at her crease.
On the t1t$ of a barmaid at Yale
Was printed the prices of Ale,
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind...
Was the same information in braile.
whose organ had long ceased to function,
deceived his good wife,
for the rest of her life,
by cleverly using his truncheon.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard,
to fetch her poor doggy her bone,
but as she bent over,
along came old Rover,
and gave her a bone of his own.
A Cricket supporter called Rees,
watched the game with his girlfriend Denise,
but the South Yorkshire league,
never held the intrigue,
of his bat and two balls at her crease.
On the t1t$ of a barmaid at Yale
Was printed the prices of Ale,
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind...
Was the same information in braile.
The one about the barmaid from Yale is similar to a limerick sung by the Scottish Folk duo The Corries in the seventies (they wrote 'Flower of Scotland'). The first two lines were:
On the bosom of Sweet Abigail,
Was written the price of her tail.
Here's one:
There was a young man from Bengal
Who had a rectangular ball,
It's molecular rate,
Was his penis times eight,
Plus the square root of minus f**k all
On the bosom of Sweet Abigail,
Was written the price of her tail.
Here's one:
There was a young man from Bengal
Who had a rectangular ball,
It's molecular rate,
Was his penis times eight,
Plus the square root of minus f**k all
A damsel from old Aberwistyth
took some grain to the mill to make grist with.
The miller's son Jack, laid her flat on her back,
And united the organs they pi$$ed with.
.
A careless young lady named Coleshill,
Inadvertently sat on a mole's hill.
A short sighted mole poked it's nose up her hole,
Now Miss Coleshill's alright, but the moles ill.
took some grain to the mill to make grist with.
The miller's son Jack, laid her flat on her back,
And united the organs they pi$$ed with.
.
A careless young lady named Coleshill,
Inadvertently sat on a mole's hill.
A short sighted mole poked it's nose up her hole,
Now Miss Coleshill's alright, but the moles ill.