I was in the tesco yesterday, when a gorgeous woman smiled at me, waved and said hello.
I thought to myself ... 'whose that'
“Do I know you ?” I asked.
“I think you’re the father of one of my kids!” she replied
omg I thought ....thinking back to when I was unfaithful to the missus.
“oh ..... you must be the stripper from that stag-do-
I was drunk but I remember that we were at it like rabbits on the pool table whilst all my mates shouted and cheered us on.