Put-Down Missing Words

[bcollard7]

Can anybody tell me what the first line is to this PUT-DOWN that you would say to somebody who irritates you?

There are three useless things in this world - (I don't know this first line. Please help!) Mens tits , and you! (Meaning the person you are saying it to.)

[squarebear]

chocolate fireguards?

[buddybird]

I don't know the answer to your puzz but you may like this one.
WOMEN HAVE MANY FAULTS YOU KNOW
BUT MEN HAVE ONLY TWO
EVERYTHING THEY SAY
AND EVERYTHING THEY DO!!!!!!!!!

[ladyalex]

The way I heard it was:
There are three completely useless things in this world. A man's tits, a one-legged man at an ar$e-kicking party and YOU!
(Not intended personally)