bonfire

[bobtheturkey]

i am having a bonfire in the field next to my house tomorrow as various bits of unbinable (is that a word?) rubbish has built up ie remains of various body parts, the added bonus is that the wind is set to be In a north westerly direction which will blow the smoke right towards the bundys who decided to build near to me despite my house being miles from civilisation, aside from me who or what would you most like to put on my bonfire? petrol is not a viable answer

[shaking]

gordon brown

[legend758]

The master



D T H ?

[helliebobs]

'Unbinable' is not a word bob and therefore, I felt unable to continue with the rest of your post :(

[bobtheturkey]

well matt damon used it in the bourne refuge

[sara3]

Peter. you don't know him but I sit opposite him at work and he makes me want to puke.

thank you for the kind offer.

[legend758]

Exactly bobby.

Just watch davros is here , as are the daleks .



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[helliebobs]

Yet another reason for me to detest the little scrote!!!!! :)

[bobtheturkey]

push him down the stairs leg

[lajohn]

mrs. harris

[legend758]

I can see him even in the dim nite light


i stay atop a complex


im 100% safe


oooh la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[bobtheturkey]

are they karki daleks?

[legend758]

Lol bobby you make me giggle.

No not a chance lol


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[legend758]

bobby im watching reservoir dogs on dubai one.

aint the same when they take out theswearing.


" you mean me blonde #### was gonna #### us over .for #### sake .were supposed to be ####

professionals "




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[bobtheturkey]

the cybermen are in xmas doctor who, apparently they used to be members of facebook who spent too long there

[legend758]

Do you mean the tin men?


like in wizard of oz???


lol

[bobtheturkey]

yes facebook was originally called cyberworld in 2050 ad or something and they grew metal parts because they spent so much time away from human contact, the doctor tried to save them by used his sonic screwdriver to delete the accounts but it was too late so they are the original social networkers, a sad tale

[legend758]

So do the female of the species actually copulate with electrical aids instead of partners?Due to th elong periods ofv solitude and isolation?

[bobtheturkey]

well the male simply plugs his memory stick in the appropriate port and bobs your uncle

[legend758]

Helo uncle bob




oooh la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[naflharrison]

my hubs could go on there if he dont control his damn hayfever sneezin arrgghh put me bonkers!!! dont mean it really hes a sweetie most of the time :)