Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

The club has moved premises and can now be found at Nungate Towers. Take the A1 heading north and make a right turn at Giggleswick and carry on for 2 miles the gates to the Towers are right in front of you. Chubb, the keeper of the keys will be on hand to guide you to the club entrance.

For your delight and delectation this evening, we have an interesting array of goodies, sundry volly vonts, canapes and a humungous cottage pie (made from a real cottage) This evening's tailcock will be the Equinoctal Gale, guaranteed to put the "wind" in your sails.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter......

[tonyav]

Is an hot tub one of those posh bath things, bet that posh nungate as one of those things that you wash your feet in as well.

[DTCwordfan]

I like pouring your AB tea, lifting
the heavy Nungate pot, and tipping it up,
so the fragrant brown liquid streams in your china cup.

Or when you’re away, or at work,
I like to think of your cupped hands as you sip,
as you sip, of the faint half-smile of your feminine lips.

I like the questions – lemon? - sugar? – milk?
and the answers I don’t know by heart, yet,
for I see your tortured soul in your eyes, and I forget.

breakfast, Gunpowder, Assam, Earl Grey, Ceylon,
I love tea’s names. Which tea would you like? I say
but, like sex, it’s any tea for you, please, any time of day,

as the AB women harvest the Answerbank slopes
for the sweetest leaves, on Mount Who-See,
and I am your rampant lover, smitten, straining your tea.

[nungate]

Of course Tony, doesn't everybody?

[DTCwordfan]

the last line, "The teabags and contraceptives thrown in the Jacuzzi"

Sherrard - yes I remember the mirror now - think the business started with Tony's (not he of goat fame), grandfather.....

[petal54]

where's the 'best answer' whatsit gone

[tonyav]

He of goat fame ! damned bloody cheek lol.

[sherrardk]

Petal, it has to be your post for you to give best answer.

[slinky.kate]

its some trek up to this new place,had to use my scooter,it does 25 mph.there is some vehicles following me of the motorway,so i will leave these waffle prizes.pkt macedemia nuts o.o.d./all weather map and a tin cup.i need a drink please then i am going to hide til'coast is clear

[nungate]

Please refrain from leaving any nasty things in the hot tub please - we don't want Dyson (the cleaner) to leave us, so difficult to get good staff these days

[tonyav]

DT, that mirror is right next to the toilets in Betty's.

[petal54]

must appologies nungate,I'm always when 1st visiting new places but do love your bathroom!

[tonyav]

nungate can I have my LILO in the hot tub ?

[nungate]

Welcome Kate, if you must hide, why don't you go sit in the snug? Nice and cosy in there and so quiet, just ring if you need anything, and Igor will trot along to assist you.
If you should feel a cold chill, I wouldn't worry, it will only be Sir Cumference, the castle ghost (he's quiet friendly - relation of Casper)

[DTCwordfan]

Been a while since I was there in 'Arrogate - used to stay up the road at the Boar's Head a fair bit for NE England visits with my sales folk, the area manager living in Ripon.

[nungate]

I think you'd be better off in the swimming pool with your lilo Tony. Out past the maze, and to the left of the gazebo, there's a statue of Brutus, Great Uncle George's poodle just beside it.

Glad you like the Ladies Retiring Room Petal, I trust Belle took good care of you?

[tonyav]

Ah, yes arragate very posh indeed.

[petal54]

yes thank you,made sure I left the monogramed towel set

[nungate]

Most kind

[slinky.kate]

thanks nungate i'll do that,i can even take a drink in my tin cup,i will just take a doggy bag in with me,dont tell anyone i'm here

[tonyav]

Oi nungate are there any croc's in that swimming pool, don't want to lose me speedo's.